Ineffable

westbor0baptistchurch:

Making a new mutual follow

thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy